The Crooked Cockroach

Ten observations

Posted in Uncategorized by cready on October 25, 2009

A few quick observations –

1] Dialogue –
Jeetendra : Chot lagi? [Did you get hurt?]
J(o)ya : haan [Yes]
Jeetendra : Kahaan? [Where?]
J(o)ya : bataa nahi sakti..[oops, I can’t tell you..]
The way she joyfully frolics around later made me feel as if she’s actually trying to seduce him by the raunchy ‘bataa nahi sakti..‘ line.

2] Lyrics –
Ooi amma
Ooi amma

Ooi amma
Ooi amma
Mushkil yeh kya ho gayi
Tere badan mai..toofan ootha toh
saadi hawa ho gayi…!
Based on this, I feel in this movie either Jeetendra is playing the role of a sexually frustrated a-hole seeing a woman after a long time or the writer of this song was going through a really rough phase in his marriage when he penned this.

3] Jeetendra’s outfit looks like a jogging suit.

4] Both dance with indescribable elegance.

5] From 0.51 to 0.54, it seems like he’s humping her.

6] Jayaprada keeps making orgasmic sounds throughout the song, albeit in a musical way [No wonder why].

7] Both are excellent at running around. Young people should take inspiration from them.

8] As opposed to the opinion of many ‘experts’, boobs were always a critical part of Indian movies [:O].

9] All Jayas in this world are comical. Its actually a boon, as I see it.

10] I’m so jobless right now [:(]

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An awful truth

Posted in Uncategorized by cready on September 3, 2009


Note : 1] Posting this picture does NOT mean I’m gay. As the Joker famously remarks in TDK, “I’m just ahead of the curve”.

2] And to the hot girls out there – I love you all..very, very much. I’m just a brave soldier keeping guard. This is something I just had to do for the Brotherhood.

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The good, the bad, the ugly and the funny

Posted in Uncategorized by cready on August 26, 2009

The world truly is a wild and wacky place. I present here some bizarre yet interesting developments around the globe which I read off the Internet and from my life in the past 2-3 days.

THE GOOD [news reporting]

And it’s good news in general too. I first realized about this problem while reading Thomas Friedman’s ‘The World is Flat’ a few months ago. Wikipedia is an awesome medium to learn and know about stuff in general. But it can be often misleading, specially when it comes to lives of celebrities, films and their successes. So wiki fans, although this might seem as a direct challenge to the ‘all-users-are-equal’ concept, I think it is good.

THE BAD [news reporting]

Now even Hannibal Lecter did not think of that [yes, yes, I’m a big fan]. But guess what, the police are smarter than the criminals. Plus, I feel so lucky to be part of a civilization where boob-jobs [for the more subtle audience, it’s called a ‘breast augmentation process’] are in vogue. Not just because they’re awesome to look at, but also because they can be used to solve crimes, or at least make way forward. Poor guy, the killer. Must be confused whether to laugh or cry at this.

THE UGLY [news reporting]

Who wants to know about a girl with two vaginas? Now that’s ugly, isn’t it? But The Times of India, the so-called national newspaper of India, found this article worthy of publishing on the front page of it’s website. The fact that it thought so is a true testament to today’s times of India, isn’t it?

and now, THE FUNNY [thing from my life]

Ever had a girl in your class so hot that she almost distracted from what’s being taught? I bet you must have wished to God before every class that she come and sit next to you, but every single time, God must’ve made you look like a fool. Now you might deny these things in public, but I know while reading this, you’re alone and smiling away mischievously. This actually did happen to me today. But that’s not all. I not only saw a hot girl in class, but I also saw her dozing away blissfully while sitting next to me. And yet, it’s not over. I not only saw her dreamy eyes drooping down, oblivious to my ogling, but I also made them wake up in shock, blood red with irritation, by inhaling a deep puff of air and making a hissing noise. The hot girl finally did look at me with a slightly guilty look, only to doze off again. I know I’m naughty, but so are you. You are giggling there, aren’t you, you little pricks? Plus, it’s not my fault that she’s lazy. Again, you might jump the gun and say I too doze in class, but I never said being lazy is bad, did I?

So much for now. See you soon!

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My ironical life

Posted in Uncategorized by cready on August 24, 2009

After seeing this photo, I couldn’t help but giggle at my stupid life’s reality. No wonder the spell ‘Khul Ja Sim Sim‘ works when uttered only by some select lucky bastards….[:(]

And to the female reader [if any [:(]], please look at the picture carefully. This could very well be turned into a ‘Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the pervert-est of them all‘ contest for you, couldn’t it [;)]?

Courtesy : this.

Note : If you found the picture offensive, my deepest regrets. It wasn’t my itention to repulse you. Just some good ol’ naughty humor, I guess.

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Writing Style

Posted in Uncategorized by cready on August 15, 2009

Writing style is like sexual orientation. If you try to change it, the result will be utter confusion and you’ll probably end up feeling awkward, uncomfortable and unsatisfied.

——- Me.

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